It's been FOUR MONTHS since I've been here, and almost two since I heard that I've probably been moved to the front of the cue on this particular subject we're discussing... and what, not even one comment??? Don't you all think that the deafening silence is somehow more bizarre than whatever your first thought was? Like maybe "Damn Mikki, what bloody diet have you been on??", or maybe "It's been a total pain in the ass knowing you, but it looks like we might not be tortured for much longer..." or maybe "yeah baby, are you trikki enough to get out of this one?" or even better "Where can I get the morphine from?" That's what I wanna know. Now please, don't you all scurry for my ashes ok?